lesbeehive:

Les Beehive – Madonna as a nude art model in 1977
Masters of Sex: 2x02 - Kyrie Eleison

wtfdidimiss:

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I WAITED A WHOLE WEEK FOR THIS AND I AM DISAPPOINTED. My boyfriend is all “No this episode was great, and blah-blah character development, and deep shit and etc” AND I’M JUST LIKE, “BUT I SAW NO TITTIES.” And I mean not like I 100% expected to but I DID EXPECT AND ALWAYS EXPECT THEM TO GET THE FUCK DOWN AND DIRTY BEFORE MY OWN EYES AND I WILL ALWAYS BE BUTTHURT WHEN THEY DON’T. UGH.

ANYWAY - this episode begins with a random bitch bleeding from her vagina at her preppy, rich-ass dinner table. Yeah IDK either.

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I’m super enjoying my new recapping time, JOIN ME, WILL YOU? 

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt. "
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via pandacola)

(Source: blythebrooklyn, via lastpolarbear)

Suits: 4x05 - Pound of Flesh

wtfdidimiss:

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This episode opens on Rachel sleeping in like a bum. ~Logan~, the adulterer, brutally awakens her via buzzing phone call at the ripe time of 9:05am. Which we see on this TOTALLY BITCHIN’ WOOD CLOCK, SOMEBODY TELL ME WHERE I CAN BUY THIS I AM 100% SERIOUS:

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She loses her shit, obviously, and then loses it even more because it turns out Mike SABOTAGED her by turning off her alarm on PURPOSE. Who the fuck does that, especially to someone who works for HARVEY SPECTER. That’s a deal-breaker, ladies. He tells her to ask him for a day off. Lol, let me know how that works out for you. Spoilers: it doesn’t.

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hadaes:



Half female, half male. Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side male and one side female.

This is so god damn elegant and powerful. What even.

q’d, on exam week
Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce: Trailer

wtfdidimiss:

Um okay so I realize this is a trailer and not an episode but it ABSOLUTELY belongs on wtfdidimiss because IT’S IMPORTANT SHIT.

My baby, Lisa Edelstein, makes a TRIUMPHANT return to television, getting herself in all sorts of sassy situations and looking like a total hot angel whilst doing so. BEHOLD:

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LET’S BREAK IT DOWN.  Basically she is perfect (the trailer uses text to point out all the ways in which her life is perfect, an A+ strategy for the n00bs at home). She’s got this great career and presh-looking family, but we know something’s off when her son tells us he loves the smell of his own farts. Like this is our first red flag.

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untrustyou:

The space between never and again by Akuma Aizawa 
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