UM OKAY SO THIS IS GOING TO BE LONG, SORRY NOT SORRY. LIKE I’M SITTING HERE EXHALING TRYING TO WORK UP THE GALL TO ACTUALLY WRITE THIS UP BUT IT’S SO FUCKING DENSE IT’S INTIMIDATING OKAY. HERE WE GO. WAit, I need a snack.
TODAY on MoS, it is a perfect sunshine morning and Gini is getting her bbs ready for school (in a perf little red apron that’s stoppin’ my heart). And her daughter is spouting all this tooth fairy nonsense and Gin gets a gold medal parenting award for teaching her that not all princes are hot and perfect. Like, let’s drill in realistic love expectations at an early age, ty. And I am sure there is extra depth in this convo that I can’t focus on rn because I JUST WANNA GET TO THE HOTEL.
I WAITED A WHOLE WEEK FOR THIS AND I AM DISAPPOINTED. My boyfriend is all “No this episode was great, and blah-blah character development, and deep shit and etc” AND I’M JUST LIKE, “BUT I SAW NO TITTIES.” And I mean not like I 100% expected to but I DID EXPECT AND ALWAYS EXPECT THEM TO GET THE FUCK DOWN AND DIRTY BEFORE MY OWN EYES AND I WILL ALWAYS BE BUTTHURT WHEN THEY DON’T. UGH.
ANYWAY - this episode begins with a random bitch bleeding from her vagina at her preppy, rich-ass dinner table. Yeah IDK either.
I’m super enjoying my new recapping time, JOIN ME, WILL YOU?